If you're getting ready for a fabulous beach vacation, we envy you so much. Still, that sucky feeling won't stop us from helping you cause we're so selfless (and modest, apparently). Do you have any idea how to use Anvanda for the beach? If you don't, there's no reason to stress out. We are here to explain it quickly and persuade you that you need this b*tching bag by your side on the sand.
Have You Met Anvanda Already? If Not, What Are You Waiting for, Sweetie?
Hold your horses, people, cause we're here to present you the best f*cking bag in the world (and probably beyond, but we really didn't know how to make sure that is true). Anvanda V1 and V2 are two fabulous versions we offer you - they will change your entire perspective on bags, backpacks, or whatever you wanna call those bastards.
Effortless Style Is What We're All About - Like, Really, You Don't Need to Try Too Hard to Make This Bag Work
Whether you're Paris Hilton level of stylish or you suck badly at putting an outfit together, you can be sure that this b*tching backpack will transform you into a goddamn diva. It will practically carry itself - that's how amazing it is. We can say without any doubt that what this bag can offer you is so much more than just carrying random shit with you all day long - wait till you see, it's a true pleasure to be blessed with such a bag. And, no, we're not sugarcoating it.
We Know How to Use Anvanda for the Beach - Wanna Get in on the Secret?
If you thought this b*tching bag wouldn't be the best choice for your beach days, think again. Who says Anvanda is just a backpack for work and school? Come on, get a bit creative! Our sweet little (metaphorically, duh) bag would look so f*cking beautiful on the sand, overlooking the sea… just imagine it. Why should you be the only one who gets a vacation? Let's not be selfish, folks. This bag deserves it. After all, who carries all your shit for you every day, huh? We didn't hear you? Oh, your Anvanda, you say. So, it's beach time for Anvanda now!
How to Pack a Beach Bag Like a Pro? If You Have Anvanda, It's Easy
Sure, you can pack a beach bag in countless different ways - but the real trick is to make sure everything fits inside the bag. Well, lucky you, cause you won't have to worry about this with Anvanda by your side - this bag can fit a baby elephant, that's how spacious it is. Surely there will be enough space for all your SPFs that will prevent you from looking as red as Mr. Krabs after you return home.
The Only Issue You Will Have With This Bag Is That You Won't Be Able to Decide Which Color or Print You Should Buy
Anvanda is such a marvelous addition to your bag collection - it won't take you long to realize that. Probably, like, one second when you hold it in your hands for the first time. Now we sound like a cheesy baby mama, but that's just how we see this bag - our baby that we have willed into existence.
Okay, cutting the sappy here, and now we're back to our regularly scheduled program - the bragging. You know, Anvanda comes in many different colors, and we even offer a few original prints. If you're not careful, you might just fall in love with all of them and end up broke because you couldn't decide which one to buy - so you'll buy them all.
Behold, the All-Mighty Fabulous Bag With So Many Unique-Ass Features - It's So Magical, It Might As Well Be a Unicorn
If you haven't figured it out by now - maybe cause of our subtle marketing - this is the bag you don't want. It's the bag YOU NEED. It's like carbs - you can't live without it. You can try, but boy, that's not gonna end well. So, maybe don't fight it, okay? Like, just go get it - let's stop pretending that you don't want it. And in the unlikely case that you really don't want it, let us try to persuade you with some fancy-ass facts about Anvanda.
Can a Bag Really Be So Interesting? It Can - If It's STINK-PROOF (Like, Where Have You Seen Something Like That?)
We're not saying that you stink after a nice hour at the gym, but bestie, your socks probably do. And when you finish the workout and start feeling so proud of yourself, who's gonna suffer? Your gym bag, of course - poor baby. For the sake of all the gym bags in the world, we made Anvanda stink-proof. Now you can let those other suckers rest in peace! It's not a joke - this b*tching bag really is stink-proof, thanks to its antibacterial silver lining. Wicked, huh?
If You Thought That's Weird, Wait Till You Hear It Can Charge Your Phone… Yup, We're Dead Serious
We proudly (like we know any other way) present the most Gen Z thing about Anvanda. Get ready, kids, cause this bag can f*cking charge your phone. Can you believe it? The day has finally come. Now you don't have to ever get off TikTok - yaaas. Well, maybe it won't be yas for your parents, but what the hell. At least you'll be happy - as much as a teenager can be (hold in there, champ).
The Best Thing About Anvanda Is That You Really Can't Look Bad With It - Wherever You Go, Whoever You Are
We did our best to build such a universal product that it can be suitable for people of all ages, genders, sizes, and fashion preferences - we kinda did great, right? Anvanda can be the best bitchin accessorize for every occasion, and it can turn a gloomy mood into a f*cking beach day. Wanna check if we're bluffing? If you want to see for yourself why this is the best backpack for travel, head to our Kickstarter page and order your Anvanda V2!